King Luxon consults with his Astronomer Royal at the Palace, observing a Fiscal Recovery Nebula, Vortex of Electoral Doom, and Fourth Quarter GDP Extinction Event approaching at alarming speeds. Despite the impending cosmic catastrophes, the Astronomer Royal reveals that the Observatory’s funding has been canceled, leaving them helpless in the face of imminent doom.
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Northland paedophile James Parker’s jail time extended after new victim comes forward
A convicted paedophile and former deputy principal, James Parker, had his sentence increased after another victim came forward, revealing more serious offenses that included a "sadistic flavour" and predatory behavior. The charges involve the sexual violation of two young boys between 2009 and 2011, during which Parker used a taser to exert control over one of the victims. Explain It To Me Like I'm 5: A man who hurt children and was almost let go...
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