As the world wakes up, we’ve sifted through the noise to bring you today’s top news headlines. Here’s what you need to know to start your day informed, to be enjoyed with your morning cup of coffee ☕:
- ‘Adult crime, adult time’: Row as Australian territory locks up 10-year-olds again
- ‘A disabled South Park character from 24 years ago is getting me harassed today’
- UK’s oldest satellite is thousands of miles from where it should be – and nobody knows why
- Melania Trump, enigmatic first lady who might do it differently this time
- Pelosi points finger at Biden for loss as counting for House continues
