After the full Glastonbury timetable was published this week, one band’s name was on everybody’s lips. Except no-one knows who they actually are.
Patchwork is scheduled to perform third from the top on the Pyramid Stage’s Saturday night line-up, but the name does not correspond to an actual band. It is a pseudonym for a mystery guest, reminiscent of the 2023 appearance of The ChurnUps, which turned out to be the Foo Fighters. Fans have begun speculating about Patchwork’s true identity, adding to the excitement of the festival’s surprise performances.
