7 Things Ear Doctors Never, Ever Do

Police responded to a distress call in Etna, Maine, only to find that the source of the "screaming" was actually Simon, a one-year-old Nigerian dwarf goat. Farm owner Devon Hawes explained that Simon is quite vocal, and no repercussions have been faced for the noise, highlighting the amusing misunderstanding. Want More Context? 🔎

Last year, around 100 vessels suspected of drug trafficking evaded interception in the Atlantic, despite the Maritime Analysis Operations Centre's monitoring efforts. A notable raid on the MV Matthew resulted in the seizure of over 2.2 tonnes of cocaine, marking Ireland's largest drug bust, with eight crew members convicted and jailed for a total of 129 years. Want More Context? 🔎

Researchers have discovered that male ratfish, or ghost sharks, possess a unique appendage called a tenaculum, which features teeth-like structures used for gripping females during mating, challenging previously held beliefs that teeth are solely oral structures. This finding, derived from an analysis of 40 specimens, suggests evolutionary adaptations in tooth development and opens up questions about the broader implications for other species. Want More Context? 🔎

Andrew David Kenneth Young, an 82-year-old from Holyhead, Wales, has been identified as the third British victim of the tragic Gloria funicular crash in Lisbon, which resulted in 16 fatalities. A lifelong transport enthusiast, he had traveled to Portugal to visit heritage railways; his family is mourning his loss alongside tributes to fellow victims Kayleigh Smith and Will Nelson. Want More Context? 🔎

A female mentor at Cowes Enterprise College sent a 15-year-old student over 3,000 sexual messages, prompting police intervention after the victim's mother discovered the texts. Meanwhile, parents criticized the school for implementing a "prison-like regime" with locked toilets during lessons and only ten minutes for lunch, leading to distress among students and complaints about the new rules. Want More Context? 🔎

Haroon Aswat, linked to the 7/7 London bombings and a self-proclaimed mastermind behind multiple terrorist attacks, is set to be released from a secure hospital, with a judge wishing him well. Despite concerns from law enforcement about his potential threat and the lack of monitoring upon release, he plans to live with family in Yorkshire after serving a reduced sentence for terrorism offenses. Want More Context? 🔎