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Manchester City suffered a shocking 2-1 defeat to Aston Villa, marking their ninth loss in 12 matches and jeopardizing their title hopes. Arsenal's 5-1 win over Crystal Palace propelled them to third place, while Nottingham Forest's victory over Brentford saw them climb to fourth. Meanwhile, a hat-trick from Alexander Isak helped Newcastle United move to seventh in the standings. Full Article

Maia Johnston, a 19-year-old woman, has been reported missing after leaving a family address in Totara Park, Upper Hutt, at 8.30pm on Saturday to go for a walk. Concerned police and family are appealing for information, with CCTV footage being requested for sightings between 8 and 9pm. Johnston's mother, Amy Walsh, expressed worry as Johnston, visiting from Hamilton, is unfamiliar with the area and was last seen wearing black jeans shorts, a green shoestring singlet,...

King Luxon consults with his Astronomer Royal at the Palace, observing a Fiscal Recovery Nebula, Vortex of Electoral Doom, and Fourth Quarter GDP Extinction Event approaching at alarming speeds. Despite the impending cosmic catastrophes, the Astronomer Royal reveals that the Observatory's funding has been canceled, leaving them helpless in the face of imminent doom. Full Article

The New Zealand Veterinary Association (NZVA) has launched the Te Pae Kirehe Summer Holiday checklist to help animal owners plan for the holiday season, offering resources for keeping animals healthy and handling emergencies. The checklist covers advice for various animals, emphasizing the importance of keeping them cool and comfortable during the heat. Owners are urged to ensure proper care for their animals if they will be away, including providing clear instructions for feeding, medications, and...

Craig Parker, a veteran of New Zealand television, reflects on his extensive career as he returns to Shortland Street as Guy Warner. Despite starring in local and international shows, Parker remains grateful for the enduring connection to his iconic Shortland Street character. As he revisits his TV memories, from childhood favorites like Ollie Ohlson to early roles like in Hotshotz, Parker's passion for television shines through, showcasing his love for the medium and its impact...

New Zealanders are urged to protest complicity in Gaza's genocide, where the death toll surpasses 45,000, with 70% women and children victims. Over 17,000 children have been killed, 106,000 injured, and 11,000 presumed dead. Nationwide rallies and protests are scheduled, condemning Israeli actions and demanding accountability from leaders like Benjamin Netanyahu. Full Article